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  1. 06-20-2008, 11:36 PM #1
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    Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...

    Chuck Norris doesn't build racks. He simply walks into the hardware store and all the lumber assembles itself out of shear terror

    Chuck Norris has a large rattlesnake collection. He milks their venom, then procedes to crack an osterich egg into the glass, and drink it for breakfast.

    Ralph Davis used to be the best ball python breeder around, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him into a glacier.
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  2. 06-21-2008, 12:03 AM #2
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    Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...

    When Chuck Norris walks through a reptile expo, Hes the only man that has balls, Everyone else looses them in fear.

    Pieds are not genetic, Chuck norris just kicked one so hard parts of his pattern came off.

    Chuck norris' snakes dont dare escaping, there too scared to leave the safety of their tub.
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  3. 06-21-2008, 12:05 AM #3
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    Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...

    This is the best thread ever!!! I love Chuck Norris

    "Chuck Norris said "Let there be BE Lucys" ...and there was." LOL
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  4. 06-21-2008, 12:09 AM #4
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    Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...

    This thread is great!
    Balls aplenty, but never enough! 0.1 pied, 1.1 het pieds, 1.0 het albino, 0.1 poss het albino, 3.0 black pastels, 2.4 pastels, 1.1 spiders, and a lot of not-so normal mommas with offspring in the incubator.

    Dinker baby BP: 1.0 Cactus Jack. Dude's got circles. Grow, baby. Grow.

    For a unique diary of life amongst kids and kritters, please visit www.sapphiretigress.blogspot.com. Be warned, the blog likes Firefox and hates IE.
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  5. 06-21-2008, 12:41 AM #5
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    Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...

    chuck norris doesnt pop the his male's hemiphenes, they pop themselves for him!!
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  6. 06-21-2008, 09:02 AM #6
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    Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...

    Nice additions! Keep them coming.
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    Re: If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...

    lol gr8 thread
    Click my eggies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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