1. Admit you have a problem (Raul apparently can't get to #1!)
2. Immediately make coffee (my job!)
3. Gather all the baked goods you can find (your job!) and bring them to the meeting.
Unfortunately that's about as far as it ever gets. Somebody (you know who you are!) has to mention that a snake show is going on in the next town and everyone races out of the meeting to see if there's any good show deals going on!