It's been said a lot actually, you just don't live in the Midwest so you've never heard it before. Hognose snakes have been in captivity way before HIBs, so Hoggers should have the right to be called "hogs" since they were around in captivity first (HIBs should have slang terms to avoid confusion with Hoggers, not the other way around). Also note that "Hogger" doesn't sound lame, while "porker" is lame.