That's honestly the most ridiculous thing I've read in awhile.

So, in an effort to take a fair and balanced view of this subject, I did some research on Burmese pythons. It turns out that there is quite another side to this story, thank you very much. As it happens, Burmese python skin makes highly prized leather. The quality of American watchbands might improve dramatically.

That was all I could find.
Clearly written by someone with rocks for brains.