All right you staff types, I've been playing real nice here lately but if we don't see this alluded to pictoral evidence.....well, I'll be sorely disappointed.

You guys don't want ME of all people disappointed much less sorely disappointed. Do you? How sad that would be. Too sad to even contemplate so I won't. I won't because I know how much you care about each and every one of your members here, how near and dear we are to those overlarge hearts and generous natures you are all in such wonderous
splendiferous possession of. Yes, you're all much to nice and kind and caring to disappoint anyone much less me so I'll just rest assured that your very natures themselves would not allow you to keep such secrets to yourselves.

Yeah, that's it. Post em up.