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  1. 03-25-2008, 12:30 PM #1
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    Where's the lettuce?!!!

    I went to my barbers for a flat top. An elderly woman came in and was watching. Then asked "You can give a woman a flat top?". Then I was talking to my barber about getting home to feed my snakes. The woman spoke up. "The store has lettuce on sale. I know about snakes. They used to eat all the lettuce in my mothers garden, we couldn't keep lettuce!!".
    I kept a straight face and thanked her for the information. But I was about to explode in laughter inside. Maybe 75 years ago they ate lettuce?!
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  2. 03-25-2008, 12:33 PM #2
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    Re: Where's the lettuce?!!!

    Thats the Jenny Craig of snakes. Man mine love Carrots and cucumbers. MMMM MMMM
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  3. 03-25-2008, 12:35 PM #3
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    Re: Where's the lettuce?!!!

    I guess I better scratch the plans for a garden!
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    Re: Where's the lettuce?!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Blu Mongoose View Post
    I guess I better scratch the plans for a garden!
    never mind the garden hope they don't escape and raid the fridge!!
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  5. 03-25-2008, 01:15 PM #5
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    Re: Where's the lettuce?!!!

    Hmmm just maybe those snakes were in her mamma's garden hunting for the things that were actually eating the lettuce all up.
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  6. 03-25-2008, 01:53 PM #6
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    Re: Where's the lettuce?!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Blu Mongoose View Post
    I went to my barbers for a flat top. An elderly woman came in and was watching. Then asked "You can give a woman a flat top?". Then I was talking to my barber about getting home to feed my snakes. The woman spoke up. "The store has lettuce on sale. I know about snakes. They used to eat all the lettuce in my mothers garden, we couldn't keep lettuce!!".
    I kept a straight face and thanked her for the information. But I was about to explode in laughter inside. Maybe 75 years ago they ate lettuce?!
    LMAO .Thats one rude old lady and one idiot barber
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    Re: Where's the lettuce?!!!

    Scuse me, can't post any more today! Must run out to the garden and set up a chair to watch for those lettuce munching snakes with brand new flat top hair do's!!!!!!!

    Ohhhh almost forgot the camera!
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    Re: Where's the lettuce?!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by frankykeno View Post
    Scuse me, can't post any more today! Must run out to the garden and set up a chair to watch for those lettuce munching snakes with brand new flat top hair do's!!!!!!!

    Ohhhh almost forgot the camera!
    LMAO .We needs pics ASAP
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  9. 03-25-2008, 02:16 PM #9
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    Re: Where's the lettuce?!!!

    Well dang it! There's snow out there everywhere! The lettuce is buried under a drift, my chair's frozen to the ground and the only snake I saw go by had on a winter cap with earflaps so I couldn't see it's hairstyle!
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  10. 03-25-2008, 05:41 PM #10
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    Re: Where's the lettuce?!!!

    LMAO. That totally reminds me of the lady I had come into my job and insist her friend's BP ate lettuce. What is it with all the vegan snakes lately?
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