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Where's the lettuce?!!!
I went to my barbers for a flat top. An elderly woman came in and was watching. Then asked "You can give a woman a flat top?". Then I was talking to my barber about getting home to feed my snakes. The woman spoke up. "The store has lettuce on sale. I know about snakes. They used to eat all the lettuce in my mothers garden, we couldn't keep lettuce!!".
I kept a straight face and thanked her for the information. But I was about to explode in laughter inside. Maybe 75 years ago they ate lettuce?!
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Re: Where's the lettuce?!!!
Thats the Jenny Craig of snakes. Man mine love Carrots and cucumbers. MMMM MMMM
When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,001? ~ Mark Cuban "for the discerning collector"
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I guess I better scratch the plans for a garden!
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Hmmm just maybe those snakes were in her mamma's garden hunting for the things that were actually eating the lettuce all up.
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Scuse me, can't post any more today! Must run out to the garden and set up a chair to watch for those lettuce munching snakes with brand new flat top hair do's!!!!!!!
Ohhhh almost forgot the camera!
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Well dang it! There's snow out there everywhere! The lettuce is buried under a drift, my chair's frozen to the ground and the only snake I saw go by had on a winter cap with earflaps so I couldn't see it's hairstyle!
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LMAO. That totally reminds me of the lady I had come into my job and insist her friend's BP ate lettuce. What is it with all the vegan snakes lately?
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