Where's the lettuce?!!!

[Blu Mongoose]

I went to my barbers for a flat top. An elderly woman came in and was watching. Then asked "You can give a woman a flat top?". Then I was talking to my barber about getting home to feed my snakes. The woman spoke up. "The store has lettuce on sale. I know about snakes. They used to eat all the lettuce in my mothers garden, we couldn't keep lettuce!!".
I kept a straight face and thanked her for the information. But I was about to explode in laughter inside. Maybe 75 years ago they ate lettuce?!

[Freakie_frog]

Thats the Jenny Craig of snakes. Man mine love Carrots and cucumbers. MMMM MMMM

[Blu Mongoose]

I guess I better scratch the plans for a garden!

[Ladydragon]

I guess I better scratch the plans for a garden!

never mind the garden hope they don't escape and raid the fridge!!

[frankykeno]

Hmmm just maybe those snakes were in her mamma's garden hunting for the things that were actually eating the lettuce all up.

[joepythons]

I went to my barbers for a flat top. An elderly woman came in and was watching. Then asked "You can give a woman a flat top?". Then I was talking to my barber about getting home to feed my snakes. The woman spoke up. "The store has lettuce on sale. I know about snakes. They used to eat all the lettuce in my mothers garden, we couldn't keep lettuce!!".
I kept a straight face and thanked her for the information. But I was about to explode in laughter inside. Maybe 75 years ago they ate lettuce?!

LMAO .Thats one rude old lady and one idiot barber

[frankykeno]

Scuse me, can't post any more today! Must run out to the garden and set up a chair to watch for those lettuce munching snakes with brand new flat top hair do's!!!!!!!

Ohhhh almost forgot the camera!

[joepythons]

Scuse me, can't post any more today! Must run out to the garden and set up a chair to watch for those lettuce munching snakes with brand new flat top hair do's!!!!!!!

Ohhhh almost forgot the camera!

LMAO .We needs pics ASAP

[frankykeno]

Well dang it! There's snow out there everywhere! The lettuce is buried under a drift, my chair's frozen to the ground and the only snake I saw go by had on a winter cap with earflaps so I couldn't see it's hairstyle!

[spix14]

LMAO. That totally reminds me of the lady I had come into my job and insist her friend's BP ate lettuce. What is it with all the vegan snakes lately?