so it hit me at 2:18 in the morning

[Elvyra's Keeper]

so the glue didnt hold, any1 know a good way to glue aluminum cans together?

try E6000, i think that's what it's called. You can get it from stores like hobby lobby. Supposedly, they used it to glue a car to the roof, and it held, but I was just told that story, I don't know how true it is.