I understand how you feel, but most people around here just want to help, and well, point out anything that COULD be harmful/stressful/dangerous. I find it annoying sometimes too, you post a pic of your new addition, or a new setup, ect, and everyone can find something to criticize. But that also allows you to make improvements if there is something you had not thought of, or not noticed.
Anyway, V1L3 DiaL3cT, when you get back from the vet, do you think you would be allergic to Scott Shop Towels? If you check out the link here, it tells you what they are made of and everything. They are blue, so not the most natural thing lol. But if you are considering switching substrate, it might be an option. Let us know how everything went!
http://www.scottbrand.ca/ca/help/faq.asp