Have you ever taken a shower/bath with a snake? Would you?

[aeio540]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OqOmPjJstc

That doesn't look like any Boa constrictor I've ever seen.
I better check to make sure. Nope.

So, I guess you didn't want to do the kissing that the youtube guy did, huh?

I mean who doesn't love a french kiss from something with a split tongue. No breathmint can compare to the lingering flavor of fresh rodent.

No seriously. I don't kiss my snakes. Not after the poop smearing incident of '07. Lest we Forget.