Crap satellite. Granted, it is OK.. faster than dialup. But, they do NOT tell you that you're basically limited on how much internet you can use at one time, in one day, when you sign up. If cable came out here, I would be getting it with bells on. And if fios came out here.. I would call off of work for a month!
No phone lines are possible because we use our cells and don't need a landline, and there has not been one in this house for over a decade!