Yeah... See, if I'd thought there was any chance she was older than my own father I might have not been as surprised, but she has TOPS 50 or just looks super young...

Either way I was in shock enough that I was convinced to go out for a friend's 'moving away' pre-party (he's going to Australia in a week, and I work at 8am on a Saterday) and it at least made a good drinking story... Sure topped my 'on the phone' one liner for the night:

"Who the "f" do you think you are telling me to do this, I call all the time and no one ever tells me to do this. SERIOUSLY who the 'f' do you think you are"
"Well, I think I'm the person trying to help you get this sorted out, if you'd prefer I could stop trying to help you and we could talk about the weather instead. If not, could you please hit the 'source' button on your samsung remote" After which I got, "it's working", and then a dial tone because I'd gotten hung up, and one of the TMs in my call center laughing hysterically.... I just seemed to be on with the no thinking one liners today!