Oh crap!!!

[Monty]

it'll happen when you least expect it

[spix14]

Oh my lord, I can't even believe I forgot this.

I used to have a Blood Python, and on the way home with her from the pet store, I had her sitting in my lap in a pillowcase. She was a big girl, probably close to 5 feet. I was in the middle of a single cab truck. Well, evidently she got nervous, and she let loose about a gallon of urates and poo. ALL over me, ALL over the seat, and all over my (non-snake person) father in law. It was awful. We had to drive the rest of the way home with the windows down and me and my father in law absolutely soaked.

*shudder*

[SnakieMom]

I've been lucky so far, but Loki did manage to 'pee' on my
ex husband.. twice!!

[BHB]

lol!!!! You really aren't a seriuos snake keeper until you've been pooped on. I don't even want to tell you the stories that I've been through. Let's just say that snake poop doesn't take too good.lol Brian(BHB)

[Mr. Constrictor]

it happens from time to time but atleast it made me laff.

[bsd13]

A few weeks ago I was busy showing my snake off to my 87 year old grandmother telling her how great they are. Then he crapped on me. She wasn't impressed.

[pangolin]

*snort*

Gross, yet hilarious.

So far I've only been musked by little guys, i.e. baby corns and kings... not looking forward to the first Python Pooping, which I suppose is inevitable...

[icygirl]

Once I tried to pop my corn, and he projectile pooped and peed all over my bed! Wasn't too happy about that one...

[Entropy]

Dirty Jobs just gave him that extra boost

[jeffsw]

Froley must have been in a crappy mood that night. After the "incident", I handed him off to my wife so I could go assess and clean the damage. While away cleaning, my wife was holding Froley when suddenly *STRIKE*! She saw him striking at our dog, who was several feet away and in no way doing anything to intentionally threaten Froley. I think it must have been a warning strike because he didn't even get close to hitting the dog. Needless to say, Froley spent the rest of the night in his cage.

Yes yes yes, so I've been initiated to the "pooped on" club. Wonderful club to be a member of. Please don't tell me that I have to pay regular "dues"!