The only thing that works is de-sensitivity training. You must expose yourself to at least 24........er, 50........ no wait, 100 babies per season to allow your overactive sympathetic nervous system (the gas pedal) to be compensated by your parasympathetic NS (the brake). Thus, you may achieve some sort of equilibrium where you still cry and can't stop smiling, but at the same time have the ability to 'function' (ie get at least 1 full hour of sleep a night).
Start by browsing pictures of clutches hatching. Take deep breaths. Good Luck.
Cheers,
Kat
Very helpful advice! A slow and careful desensitization process to gradually reduce the danger of high cuteness intakes.
4.1 snakes so far (Gomez, Falkor, Ma-tsu, Neptune, Irwin)
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0.1 Jeweled Lacerta (Dana) In loving memory of Cleo
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