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    Oh Crap!

    In case anyone has a "backed up" snake, apparently, I have the secret colon massage. He left me a gift on my hand (the rest of him is up my sleeve). The worst part was that I had to sit there while my husband ran and got the camera!



    Thanks, Morty. Happy New Year to you, too.

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    Re: Oh Crap!

    Quote Originally Posted by MelissaFlipski View Post
    In case anyone has a "backed up" snake, apparently, I have the secret colon massage. He left me a gift on my hand (the rest of him is up my sleeve). The worst part was that I had to sit there while my husband ran and got the camera!



    Thanks, Morty. Happy New Year to you, too.
    Ewwww!
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    Re: Oh Crap!

    uhm.. ewwww.. hahahaha sorry.. uhm eewww. hahahaaaa.. okay okay Im really sorry for laughing.. but eeeewwwwww. LOL could have been worse it could have been down your shirt..
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    Re: Oh Crap!

    Lovely, he is so thoughtful!!

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    Re: Oh Crap!

    Trust me. It was one of the weirdest things I have ever experienced. I could see it coming out of his anal vent and how he is "pink" inside... and well... it was GROSS!

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    Re: Oh Crap!

    from the pic i can imagine how gross blech
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    Re: Oh Crap!

    thats kidna funny lol
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    Re: Oh Crap!

    Quote Originally Posted by plummer View Post
    thats kidna funny lol
    Glad you found it humorous! That's why I posted it.

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