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    There's Got To Be A Cloaca Here Somewhere!

    Riordan our 06 Yellowbelly male is in with his biggest female yet, Brannagh who weighs in at slightly over 3,200 grams. He seems to be handling her size well though by all accounts is still searching for the ever elusive cloaca! LOL

    Poor fella, that's a lotta big female to wander around on trying to find the right place to do what nature intends.

    It's gotta be down there somewhere!


    I think I'll just have a nap then look again later on! This is hard work! Hmm she's kinda nice and squashy to snooze on though!
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    Re: There's Got To Be A Cloaca Here Somewhere!

    I can just hear him now... 'Whoa MAMA!'
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    Re: There's Got To Be A Cloaca Here Somewhere!

    Psssst.....wrong end, little man!

    Fingers crossed Joanna! I'm sure he'll figure it out!

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    Re: There's Got To Be A Cloaca Here Somewhere!

    Quote Originally Posted by tigerlily View Post
    I can just hear him now... 'Whoa MAMA!'
    I bet! He did fine with Dori but she's a LOT smaller than Mz. Big Butt Brannagh. I think he'll figure it out and she seems to be staying still and patient with him, not balling up or retreating from him.

    Quote Originally Posted by rabernet View Post
    Psssst.....wrong end, little man!

    Fingers crossed Joanna! I'm sure he'll figure it out!
    I'm sure he will Robin and I'm misting them like crazy LOL. Brannagh definitely isn't as welcoming as Dori was with all Dori's tail wagging and stuff (I still want to know what you taught that snake down south there! LOL). Hopefully Riordan will sort it out soon.
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    Re: There's Got To Be A Cloaca Here Somewhere!

    I see it now he will be saying "i like big butts and i can not lie" this time next week
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    Re: There's Got To Be A Cloaca Here Somewhere!

    I wonder if Brannagh is laying there thinking....

    "oh for heaven's sakes it's about 3 feet south of you, ya stupid thing!" LOL
    ~~Joanna~~

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    Re: There's Got To Be A Cloaca Here Somewhere!

    Quote Originally Posted by frankykeno View Post
    I wonder if Brannagh is laying there thinking....

    "oh for heaven's sakes it's about 3 feet south of you, ya stupid thing!" LOL
    Now either we both need some sleep or we are both goofy .I vote goofy
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    Re: There's Got To Be A Cloaca Here Somewhere!

    I always vote goofy!
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    Re: There's Got To Be A Cloaca Here Somewhere!

    George Bush there's gonna have some snakie lovin' going on a little closer to his face than he'd probably like...

    Good luck to the little guy!
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    Re: There's Got To Be A Cloaca Here Somewhere!

    Haven't you ladies ever heard of foreplay? This man is romancing her!!

    I'm sure he'll find it one day. He just doesn't want it to be a one night stand?



    Edit: The interesting thing is that in both photos, the upper quarter or so of his body is in the exact same position as the upper fifth of her body. Maybe he thinks if he poses like her, they'll match up?
    Last edited by MelissaFlipski; 12-14-2007 at 01:59 AM. Reason: add comment about photos

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