What's the deal with Adam and Jamie?

[Adam_Wysocki]

Listen, I have a true story for you all.

One time Adam got this cat stuck up his butt. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for his relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jeez, Adam! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your butt too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Jamie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" Adam is a weird guy.

*Some names were not changed to not protect the not so innocent*

you're a 37 year old child ... grow up.

-adam