At least in that video the guy didn't yell #@%&$! like someone else we know who got bitten by a retic not too long ago... Anyway, I think you should start with something smaller than a burm, like a Constrictor (4-12 feet in length. Maximum length ever attained is 14.5 feet). I read that they are pretty docile and aren't that hard to find in the pet trade.