Well... My sense of humor is just terrible and MEAN, but I have a fuuny one that my friend told me... It made me laigh at least. I have no idea if it will make you laugh, but here it goes...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the baby cross the road? 'Cause it was stapled to the chicken!

lol, I'm terribly sorry for that! You need a sick and random sense of humor to like that one. Hopefully you're not as bored anymore though.