Okay, I love the idea of a snake reading "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader- Reptile Edition", but I've got one for the FAQ page...
For 'Is my snake a boy or a girl?'- have it standing in front of two bathroom doors (one ladies, one gentlemen) with a confused look and maybe a question mark above its head... (another inside one would be to have the symbols for 'ladies' and 'gentlemen' look the same).