No snake kissing here, no dog kissing either, no animal kissing period!

"if it can lick it's own bum (or mess about in it's own poop)....it does not get kissed by us or is allowed to kiss us"
My thought exactly any animal that can sniff and/or lick it's own butt or that can sniff and/or eat their own waste or those of others, get no kiss from me