"but karma got him. He went to swirve while on his motorcycle to hit a small snake but the snake moved and my ex ended up being the one who kissed the pavement... and totaled his bike."
Hehe... gotcha I'm glad at least that your current husband goes out of his way like that.

"So picture me, hiking up my skirts so I can climb over the cement divider and clip-clopping across the highway in heels to get her to the pond she was heading for."
Hehe... I can see that, especially since I did something similar once. Tho not on a highway, I did rescue a poor horned lizard caught on the median of a desert road while on the way to the opera.