Y'know the things that look like that and run wild down in Florida? Everyone calls them Jesus lizards cuz they get up and walk on water. Yeah, one of those damn things chased me across my OWN yard once. I scared it and it came towards me instead of running away, and then proceeded to chase me for several feet with it's frill completely flared. I was scared OUT OF MY MIND. It was ridiculous. I HATE them. >_<