Well, after all day of waiting for the lady to call me, i call her and find out she has left for the day. They're allegedly going to deliver tomorrow between 9 and 10:30, but i'll probably wait from 8:00 onward just to be sure.

I better get, like, free shipping for a year. This ordeal has been ridiculous.

(turns out the package lost its label and was sent to the lost and found facility, and it has been there all day. It has been opened and looked through by the crew, who then had to verify it was indeed mine. They can't put snakes on commercial flights so it had to wait for tonight to ship and should be here tomorrow.)