I live in Keystone Heights Florida. I love Florida. Sorry. I don't take offense at you saying you hate it here though, since you aren't saying it sucks, but that you don't like it.
This is a TINY town(we have TWO traffic lights, but we put up the 2nd one just to be snooty honestly) and people are generally friendly if they gossip way too much. We have a few fast food spots, a couple of resturants, and gas stations. It's just right. Mind you, most of the residants think I insane for keeping snakes and don't even mention the 5 foot long carnivorous lizards!! But all in all, I like it.
Florida also makes it possible ot have outdoor cages for those lizards, and later I guess the tortoise. I HATE the cold, I have fibro, so cold really does kill me. As long as I have AC to keep the worst of the heat away I can deal quite well. We're far enough inland that most of the hurricanes are simply REALLY bad storms to us(Think 70+ mph winds and torrential downpour!) but no flooding for me, I'm high and dry.
So I like it here, I own my home and land, and I'm thinking of moving but only to up the road a little ways in the next few years.
If I moved... I dunno where I'd even think of going to. Besides.. I can DRIVE to DAYTONA!! WhooO!
Wolfy