btw, I'm still kind of fuzzy on the terminology. Can you explain "hopper" and "pup"? Even today I was being corrected by the attendant but I swear I get a different story every time.

This is what I've pieced together so far:

1) Pinkie - baby, no fur. Great for pate.
2) Fuzzy - older baby, just getting fur. H'orderves - get the toothpicks!
3) Hopper - Adolescent ("teenager"). What's the deal here!?!?!
4) Small, Medium, Large - Adults of various sizes. Largest can be 3x size of smallest.

But today the lady was telling me "When you say 'small' we think you mean 'hopper'". Is "pup" like "hopper"? Why was she complaining when I said "yea, the smallest 3 you've got there."?