You might be a herper if...

[Seneschal]

Alright, I read NERD's "You Might be a Herper If..." list the other day and thought it'd be fun to start a list where everybody adds their own "if..."!

So, here's mine-- When somebody tells you not to leave crumbs laying around because it'll attract mice, you lay down more in the hopes that it does.

[Laooda]

Lol! Great idea... I'll haft to find the list on NERD! I haven't read it yet....

How bout:


You might be a herper if you save all of your empty TP Rolls for lizard hides!?!

[JLC]

You might be a herper if..... your first thought at seeing a cute baby bunny isn't "aawwwwwww" but rather "snake food!"

[Kagez28]

you might be a herper if...

instead of book shelfs you have "snake shelfs"

[Gooseman]

You might be a herper if your cubicle at work is on a herpstat/helix/or ranco!

[twh]

" you might be a herper if you have a bedroom with no bed " !

[Laooda]

You might be a herper if you feeder list is as long as your grocery list!

[mlededee]

you might be a herper if you use your blender to make gecko smoothies more often than you do to make human smoothies.

you might be a herper if you smile quietly to yourself while you make margaritas because you didn't tell your friends that just yesterday you made gecko smoothies in the same blender, complete with waxworms and crickets.

... if your husband often complains that the geckos get more of your time than he does.

... if the most important home improvement project you completed recently was insulating your garage in preparation for summer so that the rats will be comfortable.

... if your husband often complains that he can't use his garage because it has been taken over by your rat colony.

... if every rubbermaid container in your house is now, or was at some point, a herp enclosure.

... if you painted a room in your house a color that would compliment a specific gecko's color.

... if you cancel dinner plans because it's feeding night.

[Laooda]

[kavmon]

you have more tubs than the department store!




vaughn