Quote Originally Posted by Shadowspider
Woman


She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.
She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.
She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
hahaha!!! these are the ones that fit me! sometimes... lol!