You forgot:

"your neighbor keeps chickens and goats in their back yard, and you're always worried you'll find one of them dead on your doorstep" Santeria is not just a Cuban (minority religion) but a Caribbean religion.

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You live in a $40,000 house in Hialeah, but you paid $100,000.00 for your daughters Quinceanera!

Craig