I'm staying at the Grand Mayan Resort. I don't even know six Spanish words now, but I eat "real" Mexican food and tequila all the time. I plan I trying everything I have the opportunity to try. I plan on spending at least a day wondering around outside the resort towns, and I'm hoping to get in at least one machette fight while I'm there. I just read too, that the beach there is awesome, but it's right on a reef so nobody swims there because it's too rocky. They complain, but I'll be out there daily with my shoes, tattoos, Speedo, fishing pole and beer helmet They have happy hour daily from 11:00 am - 1:00 pm with 2 for 1 drinks. That's a litlle late so I'll have to pre-game I guess. I can't wait.