Quote Originally Posted by Pork Chops N' Corn Bread
Just got to thinking. When your recieve or give candy on an aniversery or date, what does it mean?
I got to thinking and came up with this
It means if you love em enough to give em candy, you'll still love em when they put on a few pounds.
Just had to get that out of my head
When you give candy it means your about to enter a world of hurt because she's been telling you for weeks she's on a diet.

When you recieve candy it means you have a legitimate reason to make him sleep on the couch/ in the garage and enjoy a night of peace treating yourself with his credit card.


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