Quote Originally Posted by AzureN1ght
In this drainage pond outside my apartment building on-campus, live 2 ducks: a male and a female.

Every morning lately, I've been roused from sleep by the male QUACKING his head off. I'm not talking about quiet little quacks--he really belts it out! Usually it's not a problem, as he usually does it around 7AM or so, which is when I get up anyways...

But as all typical college students, I was trying to sleep in today. Mr. Mallard started his quacking at 6:30 AM and didn't STOP until 7:30. And I swear that as soon as I grumpily dragged myself out of bed, he decided to swim away with his lady and not quack anymore.
Rocks work REALLY well when trying to get rid of ducks. He starts quacking, throw a rock in his direction...problem solved.