Quote Originally Posted by frankykeno
Want any? I've four of the little *cough* darlings, both genders, ages ranging from 19 down to 5. Most don't bite (much), they're reasonably house trained and as long as you've snacks, a telephone and a gaming system they mostly won't start planning any sort of mutiny. I do ship (don't mind the screeching from the shipping box, it's just one of the sisters hollering about one of the brothers).
I have 2.0 (12 & 15) still at home who routinely defy the laws of physics to injure themselves. The younger one will eat anthing that doesn't eat him first, and the older one will be wearing black until they invent something darker. It is a good thing that North Carolina is a death penality state, although I don't think a jury in the world would convict me. Shipped to your door, no charge.