Five scariest words in the English language...

[cassandra]

"I *am* the system's administrator."


I swear if I hear that from one more moron computer user who thinks they know what they are doing...

[frankykeno]

Tell em Lourdes eats systems administrators.

[cassandra]

I should...Lourdes is going blue for us for the first time since coming home with us. Nothing like a 9' long grumpy snake who can't see to well...:eek:

[monk90222]

I thought it was "I'm late for my period"

[cassandra]

"I was wearing a condom."

[frankykeno]

I thought it was "I'm late for my period"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Freakie_frog]

"and think it is yours"

or even better

"your dog bit my kid"

that'll make you crap a gold brick

[Freakie_frog]

I got two words that'll put the fear of God into any man.


Prostate Exam

Awww yea I'll have the prostate exam with a side of big fingers and....oh I feeling special today so very little lube..

Thanks...

[AkivaSmith]

Honey, where is the snake?

[rabernet]

Funny stuff folks! Family friendly though, family friendly!