I need your advice!

[Rapture]

I never post in forums

Problem#1

Solution: Become active in the forums. There's a wealth of knowledge on here that you may not find in a book or definately at a pet store.

He's been fasting for almost a month

Problem#2

Solution: Check your temperature and humidity levels and make sure they are where they should be, and make sure you have hides for the snake to feel secure in. Read the ball python caresheet provided by this website for more info.

he's been making a very odd noise like a balloon letting out air

Problem#3

Solution: Check your temperature and humidity levels and make sure they are where they should be. Get your snake to a qualified vet for a check up.

it's a long commute to a herpetologist

Problem#4

Solution: Try looking on this website for a herp vet close to you: http://www.arav.org/USMembers.htm