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    pet store humor

    Ok I had to go to the pet store today to get a UTH and I was looking at which one I wanted and then one of the clerks (a guy in his teens) came up to me and asked me politely if I needed any help and I said no and so he asked me what I was getting a UTH for and I responded...not thinking AT ALL..."I've got balls". His face was in priceless! He said "You've got what?!?!" and again I repeated "I've got balls." he was like "no...what are you getting that UTH for????" I realized then that how I phrased that wasn't good so I looked at him and busted out laughing and told him "no...BALL PYTHONS!" he was like "oooooo...ball pythons!!!" I was crying from laughing so hard!

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    Re: pet store humor

    lol balls....

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    Re: pet store humor

    That is friggin priceless

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    Re: pet store humor

    Quote Originally Posted by jotay
    That is friggin priceless

    Thanks for the morning laugh.

    You will be the early am talk at his school on Tues morning as he tells his friends that one


    hey anytime!

    I bet it will be! I think he may need a little counceling lol.

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    Re: pet store humor

    Quote Originally Posted by jotay
    That is friggin priceless

    Thanks for the morning laugh.

    You will be the early am talk at his school on Tues morning as he tells his friends that one


    hey anytime!

    I bet it will be! I think he may need a little counseling lol.

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    Re: pet store humor

    nice.

    uth ....10 bucks

    help from the clerk ......free

    the look on his face when you told him you had balls. .....Priceless
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    i keep about 105 balls. and a few boas. creasted and lepord geckos.

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    Re: pet store humor

    Quote Originally Posted by jeffnme
    Ok I had to go to the pet store today to get a UTH and I was looking at which one I wanted and then one of the clerks (a guy in his teens) came up to me and asked me politely if I needed any help and I said no and so he asked me what I was getting a UTH for and I responded...not thinking AT ALL..."I've got balls". His face was in priceless! He said "You've got what?!?!" and again I repeated "I've got balls." he was like "no...what are you getting that UTH for????" I realized then that how I phrased that wasn't good so I looked at him and busted out laughing and told him "no...BALL PYTHONS!" he was like "oooooo...ball pythons!!!" I was crying from laughing so hard!
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    Re: pet store humor

    especially since she's a woman!!!
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    Re: pet store humor

    Thats funny, I can totally picture you saying that!! Hmmm...Wonder what he thought you meant though??

    haha...what?!?!



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    Re: pet store humor

    yea...i tend to think that when I refer to Balls...everybody knows pythons


    Guess not

    Quote Originally Posted by daaangconcepts
    Thats funny, I can totally picture you saying that!! Hmmm...Wonder what he thought you meant though??

    haha...what?!?!



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