Dog Philosophy

[stangs13]

A little e-mail I got! I don't know what I would do if I didn't have a dog in my life. Some of these are pretyt funny!

Dog Philosophy
>
>
> The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags
> his tail instead of
> his tongue.
> -Anonymous
>
> Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
> evidence that you are
> wonderful.
> -Ann Landers
>
> If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I
> want to go where they
> went.
> -Will Rogers
>
> There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy
> licking your face.
> -Ben Williams
>
> A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more
> than he loves
> himself.
> -Josh Billings
>
> The average dog is a nicer person than the average
> person.
> -Andy Rooney
>
> We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare
> and
>
> love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us
>
> their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
> -M. Acklam
>
> Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies,
> quite unlike people,
> who are incapable of pure love and always have to
> mix love and hate.
> -Sigmund Freud
>
>
> A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and
>
> to turn around three times before lying down.
> -Robert Benchley
>
> Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never
> washed a dog.
> -Franklin P. Jones
>
> If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
>
> certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and
> very, very few persons.
>
> -James Thurber
>
> If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough
> exercise
> -Unknown
>
> My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo
>
> is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog
> money.
> -Joe Weinstein
>
> Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I
> mean, here we come from
> a grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork,
> half a cow. They
> must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
> -Anne Tyler
>
> Women and cats will do as they please, and men and
> dogs should relax and
> get used to the idea.
> -Robert A. Heinlein
>
> If you pick up a starving dog and make him
> prosperous,
>
> he will not bite you; that is the principal
> difference between a dog
> and a man.
> -Mark Twain
>
> You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog
> will give you a look
> that says,
> 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of
> that!'
> - Dave Barry
>
> Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives
> whole
> -Roger Caras
>
> If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog
>
>
> biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two
> of them.
> -Phil Pastoret
>
> My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog
> thinks I am.
>
> "One of the hardest things in life to learn is which
> bridge to cross and
> which bridge to burn"
>

[Alice]

Justin, those are great! I especially liked the one by Dave Barry -

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog
will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of
that!'

[frankykeno]

Love it! Great post and so very true!