Oh, no no no. You're looking in completely the wrong place.

Blame Bush. That's easy. If he would take a firm stance on immigration, we wouldn't have all these darn ferners bringing in new viruses. Or, if you swing the other way, if he would open the borders and pass legislation to track vaccination rates, we wouldn't have this problem. Or, if you swing yet another way, if he would cut back funding for pharmaceuticals, we would all stop dosing ourselves on drugs that make us sicker and our immune systems could handle a little virus now and then.

See, any way you want to look at it, it's Bush's fault.

Feel better?