LMAO!!! Are you kidding? I just started into all of this and I just have one normal Ball. My wife thinks I'm OCD, my kids think I'm nuts, and my dog is wondering if he's going to get blamed for the worn path in the carpet that goes back and forth from the bedroom to the rest of the house. I now know more about relative humidity, and ambient temperature than most meteorologist, I can name at least 5 types of trees in 2 seconds because they make mulch from them, and I get less sleep now than when my daughter was born!
Yeah I think we all experience it to some degree or another. It just shows that you are concerned and care about the well being of your pet, and in your case, your investment as well.
I don't know if it gets any easier, but I'm loving every minute of it!