1) Ship it to Cassandra. Ask her to sit with your snake in her lap. Snakes like to us Cass as a ladies/gents room.
2) Ask Adam Wysocki why your snake isn't pooping. He will respond "don't worry it will poop when it poops". The snake will then immediately poop. This is some sort of cosmic thing.
3) Weigh your snake. Excitedly write down the nice weight gain. Make a growth chart even. The snake will drop a huge load and mess up your stats.
4) Post at BPNet about how worried you are your snake won't poop. By the time you get even one response the snake will have of course dropped a big stinky one. It will be in it's warm side hide smirking at the dumb human.
5) Invite a non-snake loving friend or relative over. Spend ages explaining how wonderful snakes are. Hand the snake to the person. The snake will now defecate down your mother-in-laws shirt front. Plug your ears....she's about to SCREAM! Mop up the MIL, return snake to the enclosure. Watch snake return to the warm side hide for some more happy smirking snakey time.
Sure Fire Way to Make Sure Your Snake Does NOT Poop:
1) Book a vet appointment. Promise to bring in a fecal sample.
Excellent advice as always Jo! I hear Adam is "The Poop Master"
Originally Posted by frankykeno
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