Feces question

[jknudson]

Ways to make your snake poop:

1) Ship it to Cassandra. Ask her to sit with your snake in her lap. Snakes like to us Cass as a ladies/gents room.

2) Ask Adam Wysocki why your snake isn't pooping. He will respond "don't worry it will poop when it poops". The snake will then immediately poop. This is some sort of cosmic thing.

3) Weigh your snake. Excitedly write down the nice weight gain. Make a growth chart even. The snake will drop a huge load and mess up your stats.

4) Post at BPNet about how worried you are your snake won't poop. By the time you get even one response the snake will have of course dropped a big stinky one. It will be in it's warm side hide smirking at the dumb human.

5) Invite a non-snake loving friend or relative over. Spend ages explaining how wonderful snakes are. Hand the snake to the person. The snake will now defecate down your mother-in-laws shirt front. Plug your ears....she's about to SCREAM! Mop up the MIL, return snake to the enclosure. Watch snake return to the warm side hide for some more happy smirking snakey time.

Sure Fire Way to Make Sure Your Snake Does NOT Poop:

1) Book a vet appointment. Promise to bring in a fecal sample.

Excellent advice as always Jo! I hear Adam is "The Poop Master"

-Jason

[frankykeno]

Excellent advice as always Jo! I hear Adam is "The Poop Master"

-Jason

Not sure if it's "The Poop Master" or "Snake Poop Whisperer" or even the ever popular "Mystic Feces Warrior God" but all I know is the man knows his snake doo doo!

[Kojak]

Haha...that's funny, I don't care who you are! The vet seemed a little concerned, I suppose, since Ramses hadn't gone for about 3 weeks+. I'm sure it was because he thought that I wasn't feeding him enough and didn't think that I knew much about snakes. He had asked me when he walked in if this was my first snake, and it is. I have owned iguanas, and other small lizards, but this is my first snake. But, he didn't know I have a great support network like Jo and Robin and all the other kind folks on here.
But as the Vet and I got to talking, he soon realized that, although this was my first snake, I was no dummy. He started talking about enclosing snakes together and was going to mention snake illnesses, and I said..."Like IBD?"...that floored him....LOL He asked me how I knew what IBD was, and told, I had done my home work!
Thanks again everyone...and I'll have to try that whole "hand the snake to my 'favorite' person" thing when it should be time for a "movement". HEHEHEHE

[Schlyne]

Not sure if it's "The Poop Master" or "Snake Poop Whisperer" or even the ever popular "Mystic Feces Warrior God" but all I know is the man knows his snake doo doo!

I vote for Mystic Feces Warrior God

[frankykeno]

I vote for Mystic Feces Warrior God

Okay it's official then...hey Mods...somebody see if Adam would like a new custom title! hehehehehehehe

....and then the unworthy came to ask the Master of All Things Movement Related..."Oh Master - why has my snake not crapped???"...and the Master said, "what you didn't bring me any beer!!!!" and they trembled in fear and awe and one ran to drag the cooler up the mountainside (another sat on Jamie so he didn't drink all the beers again), and a third brave and trembling supplicant begged in a whisper "but it hasn't had a dump in a month oh Mystic One" to which the Wysocki replied in a deep and wonderous voice....

"IT WILL POOP WHEN IT POOPS!"

and there was much rejoicing.....

[West Coast Jungle]

All I can say is I am very impressed by a man who can make a snake poop with his mere thoughts and words! I have just the patient for him Greta my girl who takes but isn't giving back LOL!

[West Coast Jungle]

A Snake poop cult. Who woulda thunk?

[frankykeno]

All I can say is I am very impressed by a man who can make a snake poop with his mere thoughts and words! I have just the patient for him Greta my girl who takes but isn't giving back LOL!

Yep just post a thread about how worried you are she isn't pooping, wait until Adam answers...she'll go...it's either his Mystic power or snakes are just evil and are smirking at us behind our backs (probably what they do inside those hides for hours every day!)

[West Coast Jungle]

Yep just post a thread about how worried you are she isn't pooping, wait until Adam answers...she'll go...it's either his Mystic power or snakes are just evil and are smirking at us behind our backs (probably what they do inside those hides for hours every day!)

I knew they were up to something! You know what they say? Watch out for the quite one! He was a quite neighbor, kept to himself and just BAM! Sound like someone in your house?