Twenty years ago, I met a really nice, but very naive young woman (19yo). After some time trying to get a date I gave up -- She was convinced that her boyfriend (who was getting ready to go away to college) would stay in love with her.

So I moved on, and found a new lady to date.

Late one night a couple of weeks later, she calls and I (hearing a woman's voice on the other end of the phone) hand it to my current girlfriend thinking it was for her. OOPS!!!