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    stupid thing you did

    haha just post up a story of something stupid that you did

    Last weekend, Mandy was having issues with her cell phone, so I gave her my cell phone for her "girls night out". she said she'd be home by 2 am.

    3 am rolls around and i wake up, she's not home. I call my cell phone (because i loaned it to her for the evening) and she doesn't answer. Trying not to be too worried, i lay down and fall asleep on the couch.

    she gets home a little later.

    that day, i check my voice mail only to hear some stud saying "hey baby call me when you get this"

    I was PISSED

    I walk in the room and say "who the :cens0r: is this!!??" and proceed to play the message on speaker phone

    she looks at me an laughs..."honey...it's you"



    apparently i like to leave voice mails in my sleep.

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    Re: stupid thing you did

    oh dear lol, at least she is a cool gal or else you mighta gotten in trouble

    Let's see, stupid thing I did.....

    moved to wisconsin... still digging out of this snow storm.
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    Re: stupid thing you did

    Well, from the note I found when I got up this morning. I woke up in the middle of the night and told "Brenda" to move over. Funny thing is "Amy" is my girlfriend and "Brenda" is my ex-wife.

    The note was a very "affectionate" one.
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    Re: stupid thing you did

    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Bill
    Well, from the note I found when I got up this morning. I woke up in the middle of the night and told "Brenda" to move over. Funny thing is "Amy" is my girlfriend and "Brenda" is my ex-wife.

    The note was a very "affectionate" one.
    OOOHHHH! that's bad...it could be worse. you could have called her "brenda" during a more intimate time...you wouldn't get a note then. maybe a pretty red and sore face

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    Re: stupid thing you did

    Well at least you think you sound "studly" Nate. hehehehehehehe
    ~~Joanna~~

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    Re: stupid thing you did

    haha

    come on now everyone...lets hear those stupid moments. I know we've all hadem...now share!

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    Re: stupid thing you did

    i once spent too much time searching bp.net instead of studying for finals...

    crap! back to studying!
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    Re: stupid thing you did

    jes He is suffering for vhat ve call zee Fut in Mouth Syndrome. LOL
    When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,001? ~ Mark Cuban
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    Re: stupid thing you did

    Twenty years ago, I met a really nice, but very naive young woman (19yo). After some time trying to get a date I gave up -- She was convinced that her boyfriend (who was getting ready to go away to college) would stay in love with her.

    So I moved on, and found a new lady to date.

    Late one night a couple of weeks later, she calls and I (hearing a woman's voice on the other end of the phone) hand it to my current girlfriend thinking it was for her. OOPS!!!
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    Re: stupid thing you did

    Quote Originally Posted by tmlowe5704
    i once spent too much time searching bp.net instead of studying for finals...

    crap! back to studying!

    Heh...me, too

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