i'm not at all worried about our snakes. right now there are three nice sided breeders within a short drive of my home. goodness forbid something happened to us... i'm quite sure they would welcome them and rehome them

but i plan on being that crazy old snake/lizard/fish/bird/cat lady who eats canned cat food (okay maybe we'll substitute that with sushi) and drinks nothing but coffee all day long... sitting in her garden alone talking to the dragonflies in her yard. ahhhhhhh i can see it now...