What? You didn't notice the pink bow?

And yes, urates, even from some of my smaller balls can range in dramatic sizes(chihuahua sized to english mastiff sized, then imagine putting them on Ol' Roy, and that's the size that is "evacuated")... Snakes! What can ya do but love 'em

And thank goodness I've only been peed on once. Thanks Chris, the snake has been "lovely"...