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    My friend, James's Breeding advice

    This guy is halarious.

    His advice for non-mating snakes:

    step 1. Have "The talk" with them
    if that doesnt work...
    step 2. play the discovery channel song
    and if those dont work...
    step 3. Find a friend to help, and wrap your selfs up in dark green (or other colors to best match your snakes) cloth, then lay in the floor infront of their tank/tub and try to simulate a lock with your feet.
    and if none of that works...
    step 4. Send them to Cancun for Spring Break
    Last edited by Amy1217; 11-22-2006 at 02:00 AM.
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    Re: My friend, James's Breeding advice

    I'm up to number 3 but none of my friends want anything to do with it. Weirdos.

    Okay, so I'm still playing my boys van morrison and lighting candles, but I may use the list as a fallback plan.... Does anyone know where I can get some pinup bp's to post for my boys. Two of them have the right idea, but are lacking the... er..... execution. Can you give snakes Viagra? and if so, what's the dosage per gram? ha ha ha.

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    Re: My friend, James's Breeding advice

    Just check around in this section. Plenty of "educational visual aids" to be had im sure. A little more hardcore than a "pin up" though .

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    Re: My friend, James's Breeding advice

    Quote Originally Posted by piranhaking
    Just check around in this section. Plenty of "educational visual aids" to be had im sure. A little more hardcore than a "pin up" though .
    Yeah more like python penthouse. hahaha

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    Do I get Paid for this??? LadyOhh's Avatar
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    Re: My friend, James's Breeding advice

    Patience, Grasshoppers, is all that is required...

    (as well as including an actual sexual pair of adult snakes...)
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    Re: My friend, James's Breeding advice

    See My vet just gave mine this little blue pill with a V on it. And Now he's a love machine..and he want work for nobody but me.. Yea a love machine!
    When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,001? ~ Mark Cuban
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