Leave it home, leave it with a friend. Why are you even asking how to do something that is so patently against the rules? You have to make some sacrifices to go to college. When you are not living in a dorm, you can get him back to live with you.
When they catch you with it, you could get kicked out of the dorm, fined, they could even confiscate it. The best thing for the python is going to be to leave it somewhere else.
Wolfy