Honey, if I had any extra cash right now, I'd send it to you to pick up a boa of your own. You deserve it for offering your own money up for snakes in need.
Come the end of the month, when things are a little more financially stable, I may just fix you up (you wouldn't mind ust a normal little bugger, would you?).
EDIT: And I'm serious, too... you remind me come the end of the month and we'll see what we can do!