So it wasn't London Zoo? No offence to people that like them but Gaboon Vipers are ugly things, scarily ugly, like fresh out a nightmare. The royals, though kept together in about fours, looked nice and fat and healthy. They also had some legless lizards, at the time I didn't know there were such things as legless lizards and I was looking round the tank going, "Where the heck are the lizards?" I went mad at a group of girls that were going round and smacking at the glass on the tanks, when whatever was inside looked up they let it have a good long flurry of flash photography. I asked them, "How would you like it if you were in bed and trying to sleep and a crowd of people started banging on your window and taking flash pictures that made your eyes go funny? It's like that for a snake but much worse because they don't know anything about what's going on" I'm glad to say I didn't see them doing anything to disturb the animals after that.