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the sin of lying
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
0.1 bp (julius - rehomed in 2008)
0.1 red tail boa (bianca - rehomed in 2008)
1.1 persian cats (morris [RIP 2016] & oscar [RIP 2015])
1.0 burmese python (strawberry - rehomed in 2008)
2.0 leopard geckos (quincy & froederick - rehomed in 2008)
0.0.1 mouse in the freezer (roger - no idea. hopefully i removed him)
1.0 bp (neke - yellow belly ball)
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Re: the sin of lying
ahh thats damn good. *to hell with you all*
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Re: the sin of lying
lol thats effin great 
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Re: the sin of lying
LOL that's great 
2.2.6 Crested Geckos (Ace, Hot Pocket, Secret Agent Man, Dot, Baby, Yoshi, Velvet, TJ, Brisk, Irwin)
0.0.1 Bubblegum (snow?) Corn Snake - Penguin
1.0.0 Ball Python - Sharky
0.1.0 Flap Neck Chameleon - Sheila
0.1.0 Jack Russel Terrier - Katie
1.0.0 Fat Orange Cat - Mr. Fat (aka Oliver)
RIP Steve Irwin 
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-Jen. Back in the hobby after a hiatus!
Ball pythons:
0.1 normal; 1.1 albino. 1.0 pied; 0.1 het pied; 1.0 banana.
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