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crazy people (tasteful joke :) )
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, “Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”
Edna replied, “He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry.”
“How soon can I go home?”
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Re: crazy people (tasteful joke :) )
lol didn't expect that. niceee. i wouldn't say it was "tasteful", maybe "classy"?, jk i even read the last part again and laughed for a second time...so you know it's good. lol.
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Re: crazy people (tasteful joke :) )
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"Not everyone is going to agree or listen to what you say but I have learned to do my best to educate and hope they listen in the long run. Just keep trying to educate. There will be people out there that actually do listen and learn. -Me"
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Re: crazy people (tasteful joke :) )
LOL ...................................................
[b] Steve Irwin Febuary 22nd 1962 - September 4th 2006 [font=Century Gothic]R.I.P

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